Thursday, June 22, 2006

A Message for Abby

Hi Abby, Mom told me you had a traumatic week last week. I understand completely. I too am fixed and declawed. It has helped me stay healthier and happier.

Just a little tip for you. Don't let your people know you are feeling better. Milk this for all you can. Moan a little and whimpering is good too. They will feel sooooo sorry for you that they will give you all your favorite treats.

Have you perfected a sorrowful look yet? It works like a charm in any situation. (this look which I perfected by the ripe age of 5 weeks has saved me from punishment on many occasions)

Remember, you are really the one in charge. :-)

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